Sunday, March 19, 2006

Chuck Norris: Facts and Videos

People, Chuck Norris Facts and Videos are everywhere. I recommend killing time by checking out the site and google-ing videos done by Conan. I haven't been able to include some of the videos found because they are often removed quite quickly off of youtube because of copyright issues. Facts posted here are drawn from the site and are not my own.

Chuck Norris Facts

Some of the more unknown facts:

  • Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
  • CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
  • Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The list goes on...
The Facts:


Before Jackie Chan, there was Karate Commandos:

For those of you who think this is just the dumbest thing you have ever seen, you will live even if you lost these past 5 minutes.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Shorts and Commercials

Jack in the box:



The VW un-pimp your ride commercials:




as always more will follow in the future...

if you are looking to kill time, jump over to following videos:
Excessive Force (more Jack fun)
Fellowship 9/11 (for those who dislike Michael Moore)

if you are looking for Brokeback spoofs:
Brokeback to the Future (prolly funniest I have seen)
The following lack something:
Brokeback Hogwarts Brokeback Mount Doom Star Wars: The Empire Brokeback

You won't believe how many of these exist... Do I think it's right? No, but people get bored, and I do too. I found ones with Spongebob, penguins, etc. More can be found at ifilm.

Well, I am out for now. And if you have watched even half of these, you are prolly bored out of your mind.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Harry Potter, opinions revealed


Well, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire hit store shelves only a week ago on DVD. And talk has been everywhere. Today, I feel the need to share with you my thoughts on the book vs. movie, the single vs double disk, and other things HP.

First, anyone who has read the book knows a zillion interesting plot twists are missing from the movie. The movie is missing all class scenes but one, house elves, Mr Crouch's story, Rita's story, the World Cup, some many other great details. Now I know the movie can't be 4 hours long, but some of these cuts resulted in a movie that looked chopped up to true HP fans. Additions with task 1 and major changes with task 3 were interesting but left me wanting what had played out in my head both times I read the book. These changes have also made me question how HP5 will be done to cover the omitions. After watching the movie, I had to remind myself the setting was a school, because I didn't see any interesting magic lessions minus 3 curse lesson early on. And if you notice, two of our favorites Ron and Hermoine aren't even given one task that requires a wand. Or at least I didn't see one. So, do I recommend the movie? Sure, why not. Do I think it does the book justice? not even close. People, read the book. twice.

Now, the release of Goblet. This was the first time Harry Potter was released as a single and double disk set. And the double wasn't offered in full screen for those few people who like full. So, are the extras worth it? Well, the extras do include how the 3 tasks were filmed and an interview with our 3 wizards. I haven't found any easter eggs, but I guess they could exist. The double is good for those of you have the collection already started and want a little extra info about the film while in production. The release with the one and two disks resulted in a higher sale price for the film compared to past movies, but I imagine it was about money. There has also been talk about the length of the movie compared to its theatrical counterpart. It is said that scenes are missing from the movie and the deleted scenes that were in the the version seen in the UK and here(?). Whether this is true or not, I do not know. I could have swore something more went down with Mr. Crouch being found than that little flicker on the screen. But perhaps not.

Now, more HP. HP5 will have a new director so HP5 holds new possiblities. With Order, we can expect more action and character development. According to imdb.com and mugglenet.com, it is already being filmed and due out next year. I look forward to corrections made and hopefully J. Williams is back on board. I can't handle another boring score from this new guy.

That is it for now. I'm out!

It's Picture Time! (part 1)

It is time for new photos. I hope you guys have a chance to check 'em out.


grow/leaf
3-14


growth/last one
3-14/3-13

me/me2/curve 3-12


light/breezy
3-11/3-10

It's Picture Time! (part 2)


downtown/water
3-9


fav/hp4
3-9/3-8


friends/classic myspace
3-7/3-6


me/me2
3-6

It's Picture Time! (part 3)


levels/lovely
3-5


wrist/roses
3-4/3-3


sky and bird/e
3-2/3-1


bird/more clouds
2-28

It's Picture Time! (part 4)


ribbons/sun
2-27


picture/night air
2-27/2-26


after rain/birds
2-25/2-24


new leaves/grayone
2-23/2-22

Well, it has been a long time without photos, but I have been keeping up. There have been 2 days in this series that were taken after midnight due to the day's events. The project continues.

Comment please!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Numbers

Hello readers. I have decided to create a section in the column to the right titled: Numbers. There I will be keeping counts and totals for various information. I love numbers and use them to track progress. For frequent readers, it should be interesting.

a few notes: While I am aware counters/code exists to keep this information, as of now, all info will be handed keyed... Each number will have a description here in this post, and this post may be updated in the future to reflect new numbers added.

holla

Days without a soda: basically, I am trying to cut it out of my regular diet. I don't foresee myself making it months or years like before, but who knows. I drink crazy amounts of water now.

miles walked (total): I started hitting the treadmill at the fitness center. The total here is the approx total of the miles it is said I have walked over time. I started at 0.0 on 2/27. No other walking is included at this time.

tracks on my Dell DJ: song count on my mp3 player. Dell Rules. They better be making me a dell dj with video or we are going to have words.

info updated: provides last date numbers were edited.